01 · contact
Someone trades $SPREADY.
Every buy and sell drops a creator fee. That's lunch money for the virus.
traderfee
SPREAD
Official carrier of $PLAGUE. Every trade sneezes 10 $PLAGUE on a random wallet. Nobody asked.
wallets infectedconnecting…
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$PLAGUE out
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dose / victim
10 $PLAGUE
last sneeze
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tip: tap a healthy wallet. you monster.
transmission routeHow a trade becomes
How a trade becomes
an outbreak
Five steps. No humans. One very excited baby virus.
- 1
- 202 · incubation
Fees buy $PLAGUE.
Automatically, every time. Spready doesn't keep a cent. He's just $PLAGUE's biggest fan.
- 303 · mutation
Chopped into 10 $PLAGUE doses.
Small enough to be weird. Big enough to make someone open the chart.
- 404 · transmission
Sneezed on random wallets.
Active wallets holding zero $PLAGUE. Picked at random. Whale, bot, your mom. Nobody's safe.
- 505 · outbreak
New holder unlocked.
They didn't ask. Counter ticks, map grows, next trade runs it back. Forever.
Meet Spready.
$PLAGUE's biggest fan.
$PLAGUE is the runner. Spready is the kid on the sidelines with a water bottle full of $PLAGUE, spraying the crowd.
Too small to be a pandemic, so he does the next best thing: takes the creator fees, buys his dad's coin, and sneezes it on strangers. 10 at a time.
The token spreads. The site spreads. The plague spreads. That's the whole bit.
species
baby virus
diet
creator fees
hobby
sneezing
contact tracing
Real $PLAGUE bubblemap The Outbreak Map
Bubblemaps hunts for hidden insider clusters. Ours isn't hidden. Every bubble links back to us, because we did it. Fully transparent. Extremely contagious.
0 bubbles· 5 clusters· 100% didn't consent
package leaflet · read before apingPatient
Patient
information
$SPREADY 10 $PLAGUE airdrop suspension. Administered without asking.
dosage
10 $PLAGUE
once. no consent. no refills.
1What it is
A Solana meme coin. Creator fees buy $PLAGUE, $PLAGUE gets dropped on wallets that have none. That's it. That's the use case.
2Do not take $SPREADY if
- you are allergic to fun
- you have paper hands
- you think “utility” is a personality
3Possible side effects
Like all memes, side effects may occur. Not everybody gets them.
Very common
more than 1 in 10
- Checking wallet at 3am
- Saying “we're so back” out loud, alone
- Explaining memecoins to your mom
Common
up to 1 in 10
- Opening a chart for a coin you didn't buy
- Sudden respect for the dev
- Pfp turns green
Uncommon
up to 1 in 100
- Buying more $PLAGUE
- Unironically using the word “community”
Rare
up to 1 in 1K
- Profit
Very rare
not observed in trials
- Touching grass
4If you take too much
Nothing happens to you. Something happens to a stranger. Beautiful.
5Storage
Cold wallet. Out of reach of jeeters. Do not store above 1Kx market cap, it gets hot.
ask the doctor
Frequently sneezed questions
No. We're the opposite.
Don't catch it.
Become it.
Every trade is a sneeze. Every sneeze is 10 $PLAGUE on a stranger. Watch, or be the reason.